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Hello, bud.

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George Owens.

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We met at the Pirates -Reds game last
year.

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Remember I was the other guy there?

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Anyway, I was just calling to see if you
had any openings on your sports page.

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No, I'm not writing for the Bulletin
anymore.

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We had a little disagreement over my
working conditions.

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I wanted to keep working and they wanted
me to stop.

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Yeah, well, if something opens up, I'd
appreciate you keeping me in mind.

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Bye.

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No luck, huh?

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I thought it was such hot stuff another
newspaper would grab me up just like

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that. It's been almost two months and
nothing.

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Oh, don't worry about it, honey.
Something's going to turn up.

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You just relax and try to get your mind
off it.

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Hey, Dad, did you find a job yet?

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I'm afraid not, Jim.

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Well, don't worry about it, Dad, because
Kevin just got a big promotion, Mr.

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Clark. I'm the new assistant manager.

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Congratulations, honey. You must be
doing a good job.

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Nah, I'm just the only one there with a
decent complexion.

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Anyway, now I'm going to be making an
extra buck twenty -five an hour, so I'll

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be able to help out a little more at
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Ah, thanks, Bill.

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I've given Heather her four o 'clock
hand to the office.

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She sends her regards.

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What happened? I thought she just had a
sore throat.

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We took her to the doctor today. She's
got mononucleosis.

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Mono, that's the kissing disease.

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Boy,

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the guy she kissed is probably dead
already.

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So will you be if you don't wash up to
dinner.

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Yes, nurse.

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Anyway, thank you for picking up
Heather's prescription.

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Yeah, how much do I owe you? Oh, that's
all right, George.

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Forget it. Come on, Belvedere. I can pay
for my own kid's medicine.

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Anyway, well, it's, um, $23.

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Oh, then, uh, thanks.

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Now, look, I'm gonna pay you.

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It's just things are a little tight
right now. I understand.

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You know, honey, we would have a little
more money coming in if you just went

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down and... Hey, I told you already I'm
not signing up for that.

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The Navy?

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Unemployment. I mean, I've been paying
my own way since I was 16, and I don't

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need any handouts from anybody.

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George, it's not a handout.

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You've worked hard, you've paid into the
system, and you're entitled to take

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something out.

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I don't know. Don't worry, George.

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I'll go with you.

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Oh, yeah.

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We'll pack a lunch, go down early, and
get into line. We'll make a day of it,

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just like we do in England.

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Sounds like fun.

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All right.

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All right, I'll do it. Good.

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Now you'll still be able to afford me.

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Never met her before.

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Who cares when you cop kicked your
jacket as you came through the door? No

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there. But sometimes things get turned
around and no one's spared.

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All hands look out below.

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There's a change in the status quo.

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Gonna need all the help that we can get.

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According to our new arrival.

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It's all right, George. You can take the
glasses off now.

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You're among your own kind.

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You see that guy out there?

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You see the look he gave me when I
walked in here?

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George, he was wearing a hospital gown
and a cowboy hat.

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I wouldn't be too concerned.

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Okay, so what do we do now?

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Well, I'm going to the movies, but I
suggest you get into that line.

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Well, what if it's the wrong one? The
first one always is.

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So you might as well get it over with.

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Hi.

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I sure hope I'm in the right line.

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Well, that depends what you have in
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I just mean I've never done this before.

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Oh, yes, I remember my first time.

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Here, I mean.

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We're moving now.

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Anyway, if this is your first time,
you're supposed to fill out one of those

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forms over there. The pretty pink ones,
I believe.

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Thanks.

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So how long have you been out of work?

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About five weeks.

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What? I said about five weeks.

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Oh.

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Why'd you wait so long to apply?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Pardon me?

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I said I don't know.

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It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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I'm not ashamed.

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See you next time.

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Uh -huh.

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Have you been on yet, George?

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Uh -uh.

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They're still talking about all these
guys taking the Fifth Amendment.

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Well, pay attention.

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You may need it someday.

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Hi, guys.

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Hurry up, Mom.

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Dad's going to be on TV.

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What? Hey, I think this is it.

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You hear a lot these days about public
apathy and people afraid to get

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But happily, that wasn't the case today,
as we hear from Shaka Spielman in

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suburban Pittsburgh.

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I'm standing in front of the Market
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Human Resources, where at 10 .30 this
morning, Mrs. Edna Wilkes had just come

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through this door having picked up her
unemployment check. Mrs. Wilkes, what

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happened then?

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Well, I guess it was around 10 .30, and
I'd just come out of that door

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after having just picked up my
unemployment check.

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Anyway...

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And he pulled a knife and said, give me
your money.

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And that's when this nice gray -haired
gentleman came running out of that door,

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grabbed my assailant's knife away, and
held him on the ground till the police

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arrived. And that gray -haired gentleman
is here with me now, unemployed, a

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sports writer, George Owen. George, I
guess the question is, there were dozens

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of people around at the time. Why you?

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It's just I was in the office there,
and...

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It sounded like someone needed help. It
seemed like the thing to do.

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How long have you been out of work?

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Huh? Uh, two months.

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You told me five weeks.

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Any, um, any prospects?

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Oh, yeah, sure. Uh, I mean, nothing
concrete, but, uh... What's happening?

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What's going on?

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Oh. Hello.

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As George Owens just proved, being
unemployed doesn't mean being

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Reporting from suburban Pittsburgh,
Shaka Spielman.

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Action news.

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George, you're a hero.

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Yeah, you never told us he had a knife.

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Well, that's right. You could have been
hurt.

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Oh, it was just a little Swiss Army
knife. Yes.

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He came at George with a spoon.

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Well, I say let's go out and celebrate.
It's my treat. Bravo. All right, let's

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go. Great.

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Hey, let's eat in a bad neighborhood.

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Any neighborhood you're in, Wesley, is a
bad neighborhood.

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No, I mean so Dad can beat up another
mugger. Ah, let's not get greedy, champ.

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Let's leave some for the other heroes.

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Oh, come on. So what if we forgot

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Heather?

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Morning. Morning.

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You still working on that thing? You
were up half the night.

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Oh, I'm almost done.

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Hey, this isn't your paper.

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Who's Harriet Wallace?

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Oh, she's just a friend of mine.

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I typed this for her as a favor.

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And $75.

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Well, we need the money.

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So what's next? We start taking in
laundry?

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We can't. The machine's broken.

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I've been doing the washing down at the
creek.

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What are you dressed up for? I'm going
out to get a job. You already got a job.

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I mean, one that pays.

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Hey, listen, Bill. Now, look, George.

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The household needs the money. I have
the time. So just forget about your

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foolish pride.

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Okay. Go ahead.

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Try it. find a job out there.

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It ain't so easy. You forget, George,
you are talking to a person of many and

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varied talents.

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My only problem will be in deciding
which job to take.

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Come on, Miss Belvedere, we're going to
be late.

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I'm coming.

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Go ahead, have your little laugh.

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No, no, I think you look very nice.

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Yeah, you were right.

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You got a job just like that.

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Hey, Dad, guess what?

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They want you to come to my school for
Citizenship Day. They're going to give

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you an award.

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Oh, did you tell them about Daddy and
the Mugger?

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No, it was in a paper.

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Down on his luck, sports writer, thwarts
mugging.

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See, it tells all about how you're on
the skids and you have four hungry

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to feed, but you still cared enough to
help somebody else.

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Why didn't they just put a headline on
the front page? George Owens, loser.

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Honey. I mean, my whole family's out
there trying to scrape together a living

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while dear old dad sits around the house
waiting for a phone call that's never

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going to come. George, you are not a
loser. The entire community respects and

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admires you. No, they don't. They feel
sorry for me. That's not true.

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I'm not getting that.

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Mr. Owens?

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Yeah? You don't know us, and I realize
it isn't much, but I hope it will help.

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Thanks. God bless you.

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Well, looks like we've got dinner.

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Look, my family and I appreciate the
offer, but we're really not that hard

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Besides, I don't think my neighborhood
is zoned for live hogs.

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What do you mean you assumed it was?

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Yeah.

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Goodbye.

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What is that?

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A canned ham. Someone left it on my
windshield.

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Hey, take a look at this. Wax lips.

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Wes, put that back.

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Oh, Mom.

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Those lips are going to people who
really need them.

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I mean, all this stuff.

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We're going to give it to the poor and
homeless. People like that.

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Things went rather well.

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Look, Mr. Belvedere, you've got to start
doing things the way you were told to,

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not the way you want to.

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I don't even know what you're talking
about.

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First of all, you don't ask people how
they want their chicken. We only serve

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one way, fried.

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I thought my chicken masala was rather
well -received. It took you 45 minutes

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make it. So good food takes time. It's
not supposed to be good. It's supposed

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be fast. Is that why you serve it in a
bucket?

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Come on.

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Go get cleaned up.

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School at seven for your father's award.

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All right.

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I'm sorry, Kevin.

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I'll try and behave from now on. Fine.
Oh, incidentally, I have rather a daring

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idea about the mashed potatoes.

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Use real ones.

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You're starting again.

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Hey, Dad.

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You almost finished with your speech for
the awards tonight?

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Almost, champ. Just gotta add a few
finishing touches.

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That's nothing but a bunch of doodle.

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Like my bunny?

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Yeah.

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Look, Wes, what would you think if your
old pop kind of pooped out and didn't go

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to that thing tonight?

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Why? What's the matter?

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They're just giving me that award
because I'm out of work and they feel

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for me.

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Nobody's feeling sorry for you, Dad.
You're a hero.

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At least you are to me.

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Thanks, pal.

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So you coming?

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Yeah, I'm coming.

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Good as new.

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Great. Let's see what's your problem.

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Insulation's shot.

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Thanks. So what do I owe you? Ten bucks.

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Ten bucks, that's it?

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Yeah, well, there wasn't that much to
fix.

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Well, what about travel time, minimum
charges, parts and labor and all that

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stuff? That's all included.

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Oh, I get it.

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You saw me on TV, right?

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Huh?

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Look, pal, I don't know what you heard,
but we're not the Jode family here. I

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don't need your charity.

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I mean, you repair guys are notorious
for ripping people off, and I won't be

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treated any different.

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So how much? I don't know. I said how
much.

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$200. Fine.

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I'll send you a check.

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Sure.

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So as soon as I saw the smoke coming out
of the window, I ran down to the corner

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and turned in the alarm to the fire
department.

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Thank you. I've done that.

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Was it a fire at the time?

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someone yelling from the second floor.

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So I went inside, ran upstairs, and came
down with Mrs. Simmons and her little

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baby girl.

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Anyway, I want to say thank you for this
award and that being a good citizen is

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its own reward and something that
everyone should do every day.

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Oh, in case you're wondering, I did... I
didn't burn my hands getting out Mrs.

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Simmons. It's when I went back for the
puppies.

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Good night, everyone.

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Drive carefully.

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Earning Masters, ladies and gentlemen.
Isn't he wonderful?

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Our next award goes to a man who, at the
risk of his own life, thwarted an armed

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robbery attempt, thereby
demonstrating...

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citizenship,

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while at the same time getting one more
gun -sucking punk off of the street.

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Wait, here he is.

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Pittsburgh's favorite sports columnist
until he got fired, George Owens.

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Congratulations, Mr. Owens.

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Thank you, Vice Principal Bigelow for
the wonderful introduction.

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First of all, I'd... I'd like to thank
everyone for this award. It means a lot

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to me.

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Anyway, I guess now I'm supposed to say
something about good citizenship and

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what it's all about.

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I guess coming to the aid of another
citizen like Ernie and I did would be an

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example of good citizenship.

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Conversely, littering or attempting to
overthrow the government would be an

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example of bad citizenship.

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I had some other things to say, but a
good citizen also knows

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when he's fighting the big ones.

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So unless there's some questions, I'd
just like to say thanks and... I have a

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question. Yes, young man.

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When the guy came at you with a machete,
were you scared?

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It really wasn't a machete, and I really
didn't think about it.

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If that's it... I have a question.

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Sure. Did you get my casserole?

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Huh? The tuna casserole. Remember?

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Noodles and peas. I left it on your
doorstep.

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Oh, yes. Thank you.

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It was delicious.

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I want the dish back.

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Hey, what about the mattress and box
spring I left on your lawn? You get

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Yeah, we did. Thanks.

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You using it?

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No.

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Why not?

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Well, for one thing, it smells like
someone's been raising goats on it. Hey,

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look, I was just trying to help out a
family in need. But maybe what you

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need is a fat lip. Sir, I suggest you
try sitting down.

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Who are you? I am his butler.

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You have a butler?

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Yeah, so?

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So how much you make on unemployment?

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No, he's not really our butler. He's our
housekeeper. What are you, the upstairs

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maid? Hey, you guys dress pretty nice.

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Hey!

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Hey, knock it off!

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Look, everybody's been real generous to
me and my family.

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And I'm sorry if I sounded like I was
ungrateful, because I'm not.

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It's just kind of tough taking handouts
from people when all your life you've

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paid your own way.

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I mean...

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walking into that unemployment office
wasn't easy for me.

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And having it wind up as front page
news, well, I wasn't thrilled about that

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either. But there are a lot of other
people, good people in the same boat.

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And we've got nothing to be ashamed of.

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In fact, I'm proud.

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I'm proud I'm George Owens, unemployed
sports writer.

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And I'll tell you why.

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Because I got a great family.

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a family who sticks together through
thick and thin.

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I mean, my oldest kid in Butler, out
slinging chickens. My wife takes in

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My youngest kid, he brings home money,
too.

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We're just afraid to ask him where he's
getting it.

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The point is, whether I get a job today
or the next day or never,

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we're all going to be okay.

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And you know why?

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Because we're good citizens.

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Bravo.

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Is that for Heather? Yeah, honey.

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Well, I'll take it up.

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Well, she might still be contagious. You
better stay away.

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Wesley, have you seen your brother?

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I think he's outside.

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What's the matter?

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Mr. Belvedere, if I tell you something,
do you promise not to laugh at me?

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Wesley, you are talking to a man who's
wearing a chicken suit.

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I think I miss Heather.

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Good God, you must be coming down with
something.

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No, it's just, I'm used to having her
around.

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You know, to torment.

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I am, sorry.

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And I've got all these great names to
call her.

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She's too sick to appreciate.

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Well, if it'll make you feel any better.

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You can call me Pizza Face.

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Owen's residence.

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Just one moment.

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It's you, George.

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Action news.

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What do they want this time?

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Hello?

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No, I still haven't found anything.

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Huh?

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Yeah, well, I guess I could do that.

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Thanks. I'll see you then.

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They want to give me a job.

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As a sports writer?

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No, as a sportscaster.

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Wow!

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They want me to audition next week.
That's fantastic!

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Yeah, great, Dad!

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So what do you think, Belvedere? Can you
picture me on TV?

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Not on my TV.

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There you are, Kevin.

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Okay, Mr. Belvedere.

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Good news.

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Your father may have found a job.

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Oh, that's terrific.

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Well, we'd better get going. We don't
want to be late for work.

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You don't have to worry about that.

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What?

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We're letting you go.

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You mean I'm being dismissed?

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Yes.

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They didn't like my new recipe for the
batter?

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All my three different kinds of gravies?

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Or all you can eat for 99 cents?

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That's the one that really sunk you.

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I had such plans for Mr. Clarkson. I
know, Mr. Belvedere, but... Alfresco

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Dining, Nouvelle Cuisine, Silver
Buckets... Forget it, Mr. Belvedere.

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It's over.

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You're quite right.

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I'm fine now.

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And the batch.

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Oh, one more thing.

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Although my career in the past... food
lane seems to have taken a detour

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george's star seems to be on the rise
his audition with the action news team

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appears to have gone rather well and
there may be a job in the offing i've

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news to george being in my living room i
just hope the rest of pittsburgh can

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handle it well they can always move to
philadelphia